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Nickname for any of the female gender whose name begin with an "M" who are known for loving a good time, drinking alot of alcohol, and possibly sucking a lot of "cock," yet still being able to be lovable and liked by all. Not to be confused with a slut or skank, since this particular woman is quite picky about whom she does.
Wow! I heard Macocka had a crazy weekend...it seems she got wasted thursday through sunday and hooked up with that Abercrombie and Fitch model. Impressive.
macocka by Samantha D.R. April 5, 2008
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barry macockinher 

This is an actual name, pronounced exactly as it looks. one of the many hillarious names I got working as a teleservice representative
me:"may I please speak with Barry Macockinher? this is just regarding his membership with (organization name not used for legal purposes)"
barry macockinher by Miss Trauma March 10, 2009

Mahcockales

A mix between a monkey and your cock.
Dude, last night I went to a party and I saw a hot girl and mahcockales came out of my pants
Mahcockales by Tenacious D Jr. June 25, 2010
hay sally want to see macock
macock by blumpkin trumpkin April 13, 2009
Out of the ordinary body part, can be any part of the body.
"Oh my god giddy-up look at the macockma on that!!!..."
Macockma by Holmah May 9, 2006

macockinator 

I giant flying flying cock that attacks those named Mackenzie
Mackenzie! i can't believe your still alive! i though the macockinator got you!
macockinator by Chet Ubetcha October 21, 2010
The correct oral pronounciation for the Macaque.
"ITS CALLED THE MACOCK YOU FAGGOT"
Macock by NotPep August 25, 2025
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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