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Totes Malotes
Totally bad ass!
The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....
Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
Totes Malotes by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016
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macroturd
An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.
I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.
macroturd by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
Macrotransaction
Mircrotransactions that are actually very large. Usually found in EA Sports games, these include packs bundles the cost $100 or more, and are never even remotely worth it.
This new $100 bundle in Madden that give me a 5% chance at a good player is a horrible macrotransaction.
Macrotransaction by AnonymousMaddenUser January 31, 2019
Macgot
(mac-it)
Noun:
1) A mac loving faggot
2) Mac-Faggot
3) An idiot who wants to have all thought done by apple.
Verb:
1) To be anally raped by a mac powered dildo cannon.
Noun:
1) A mac loving faggot
2) Mac-Faggot
3) An idiot who wants to have all thought done by apple.
Verb:
1) To be anally raped by a mac powered dildo cannon.
Tina: I'm thinking about buying a mac to webcam with you
Dwanye: You're gonna be a macgot.
Tina: Don't you want to see me on the cam
Dwanye: Go buy yourself a fucking webcam instead of a mac.
If you're on a Mac right now. Go fuck yourself with the Apple Dildo Cannon for $5,000. You'll love the speed, power, and RAM it has on your anus that you'll forget about using that nice comfortable personalized cannon that you used to use.
Dwanye: You're gonna be a macgot.
Tina: Don't you want to see me on the cam
Dwanye: Go buy yourself a fucking webcam instead of a mac.
If you're on a Mac right now. Go fuck yourself with the Apple Dildo Cannon for $5,000. You'll love the speed, power, and RAM it has on your anus that you'll forget about using that nice comfortable personalized cannon that you used to use.
Macgot by Sieabah L. Park September 30, 2011
maplotter
A person who lives in a run down plot with no shoes and a broken fence. Usually surrounded by chickens and malnourished dogs.
maplotter by Alex gasson March 7, 2016
Macrotransaction
Macrotransaction by Walter_Clemens July 19, 2020
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