when your friend, maggie, declares herself god in the group chat/friend group and insists you call her maglord. you can spot maglords t posing for the majority of their life

maggie: call me maglord
everyone: *worships maglord*

maglord by savannah kate May 28, 2019

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Maylord

Maylord is the new age, yet archaic, god of destruction, kickassness, and....... bitches. He is generally depicted as a two headed or many headed dog, and has been known to eat all in sight. He is a second cousin (twice removed) of Cerberus of the underworld and is often called a true laxer.

Maylord just ate your family.

Maylord by Sam McGoldrick May 3, 2005

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Macgordon

One of the meanest on the outside but a sweetheart on the inside. You would be perplexed of how a macgordon character is like.

He has a Macgordon type'a attitude.

Macgordon by Rambo BW August 26, 2020

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Maelord

She's about to give you an genuine smile and make you laugh.
Her smile is like no other.
She's pretty but also funny person.
She will make your life better and care for you forever.
Her voice is like an angel that gives you a different vibe.

Maelord is one of the best.

Maelord by maelord this is for u November 23, 2021

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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