machoista

male fashionista.

He knows how to dress like a man and always looks the best in everything, he is a machoista.

by DBOS-SS December 15, 2014

Machista

Spanish for a male chauvinist, a sexist guy

Juan es un hombre machista

by Uhh169 April 12, 2019

machostache

a "handlebar" style mustache. This type of mustache, during the 1970's, was quite preferable among men of many different backgrounds; however, today, is rarely found to be worn by any other than White Trash type guys. (i.e. truck drivers, construction workers, cops, and almost all trailer park dwellers) Is often accompanied by long hair, dirty, greasy clothes, and netted baseball caps.

Is it my imagination, or did every guy at that last A.A. meeting have a machostache?

by RyGuy82 August 25, 2011

machostache

handlebar mustache; most popular during the 1970's.
This is also at times referred to incorrectly as a molestache, although the most commonly understood definition of molestache is somewhat dubious; some consider it to be a form of peach fuzz, while others maintain that it can refer to any mustache that looks creepy.

Man, I swear, every single guy living in that trailer park has a machostache, even the very few who are not alcoholics with long hair.

by surly.no.1 August 21, 2011

McHostage

When in the drive-thru and the line is not moving and you have cars behind you and in front of you.

I'm running late for the meeting because I am a McHostage in the drive-thru.

by Annie Put January 4, 2009

Machriska

Term used in reference to Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni's off-screen friendship/relationship.

"Did you see Machriska at the Golden Globes? They were so cute."

by Maddles January 11, 2009

MACHOSLAV

Alpha Male amongst the Slavic race. All genetic traces have linked back to Polish ancestry. Diligent searches in Russia have turned up no Machoslavs. Very defined masculinity and a large muscle mass that stands above all others in any crowd. A large brain mass equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surpassed.

Machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. Victory is the only option for a Machoslav. Machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by Lesser Slavs and others who don't measure up.

by Michael Slavonski September 12, 2008