When you go balls out on a diet for about a week with the plan to become an Adonis so you can actually get laid. When it doesn't yield results then you regress back into a sniffling pile of self loathing upon which you jam nothing but McDonalds down your throat and whine like a bitch on how much your life sucks!
Robert: "Oh no, here comes Chris on his McBottage diet!"
Chris: "You guys are a bunch of assholes..."
Mike: "Just sit down and stop crying over your McNuggets."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.