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(N) The greatest person on the planet.

(V) The sound a machete makes when it strikes air
“There goes Machada. Wow.”
machada by Macdaddyslim1234 November 22, 2021
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machalavian 

Someone who doesnt know how to spell Machiavellian
"I never went to school so I spell it 'machalavian'"
machalavian by Machiavelli(TTB) March 28, 2005

skaterboi macheda 

a skaterboi macheda is a cosplayer who has a skate board. he thinks hes a pro at mini skateboards but hes atually trash. If you ever meet a skaterboi macheda never lose them because they are soooooo funny and tyically amazing singers. he tends to wear backwards pink hats, hoodies with the sleeves pulled up, and a watch. HES SO COOL. at day they wear strong cologne and champion hoodies. at night they wear cosplay.
a skatboarder who likes anime
ex. "i skateboard and watch anime" "youre a skaterboi macheda"

Macadamia 

The state of blissful insanity, an spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. It is named after a nut.
Janice just went all Macadamia.
Macadamia by MikeKal July 19, 2009

Mahadatuk 

A way of saying wtf is happening
Zhong: You know the priest from the church who caught simping over timmy?
Jameson: "Mahadatuk"
Mahadatuk by TJson March 14, 2021

macadamia nuts 

Those sneaky little bastards that hide out in cookies and try to fool you into thinking they're white chocolate chips.
With my mouth watering, I bit into a soft cookie full of luscious white chunks, only to get a mouthful of macadamia nuts.
macadamia nuts by DaFink January 18, 2011

machadao 

wow that frog sumo wrestler kinda looks like machadao lmao
machadao by machadao is fat lmao August 17, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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