machada 

(N) The greatest person on the planet.

(V) The sound a machete makes when it strikes air

“There goes Machada. Wow.”

machada by Macdaddyslim1234 November 22, 2021

machalavian 

Someone who doesnt know how to spell Machiavellian

"I never went to school so I spell it 'machalavian'"

machalavian by Machiavelli(TTB) March 28, 2005

skaterboi macheda 

a skaterboi macheda is a cosplayer who has a skate board. he thinks hes a pro at mini skateboards but hes atually trash. If you ever meet a skaterboi macheda never lose them because they are soooooo funny and tyically amazing singers. he tends to wear backwards pink hats, hoodies with the sleeves pulled up, and a watch. HES SO COOL. at day they wear strong cologne and champion hoodies. at night they wear cosplay.

a skatboarder who likes anime
ex. "i skateboard and watch anime" "youre a skaterboi macheda"

skaterboi macheda by coolirishdancerxd December 3, 2021

Macadamia 

The state of blissful insanity, an spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. It is named after a nut.

Janice just went all Macadamia.

Macadamia by MikeKal July 19, 2009

Mahadatuk 

A way of saying wtf is happening

Zhong: You know the priest from the church who caught simping over timmy?
Jameson: "Mahadatuk"

Mahadatuk by TJson March 14, 2021

macadamia nuts 

Those sneaky little bastards that hide out in cookies and try to fool you into thinking they're white chocolate chips.

With my mouth watering, I bit into a soft cookie full of luscious white chunks, only to get a mouthful of macadamia nuts.

macadamia nuts by DaFink January 18, 2011

machadao 

fatass bitch

wow that frog sumo wrestler kinda looks like machadao lmao

machadao by machadao is fat lmao August 17, 2020