machadao

fatass bitch

wow that frog sumo wrestler kinda looks like machadao lmao

by machadao is fat lmao August 17, 2020

Machadão

Machadão is a person who sells her vagina to someone. Alson known as bitch and whore.

Someone that flashes at random people.

Random person: Look at this Machadão! It is being fucked again.

Boy1: Someone just flashed me!
Boy2: It must be a Machadão.
Boy1: Yes, she was really ugly.

by I <3 big penises April 17, 2017

Machado

An awesome person who is able to attract girls whenever they what to at a simple clap of the hands

ah man that Machado all ways gets the girls.

by Kiwigodboyman January 11, 2009

crusty machado

one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid

I would trust my crusty machado in gailforce winds, it never fails me

by lohan6 April 9, 2010

Derek Machado

An insult or a synonym for school shootings. Usually similar to a pedophile.

That nigga who shot up Parkland Florida on Valentines Day is a Derek Machado.

by RavenRCRaven February 12, 2019

Machado

Half man, half wookiee, half nose

Did you see Machado punch that tornado in the face?

That Machado is one simple man trying to make his way in the universe.

There goes Machado simply walking into Mordor.

by Keziban December 29, 2012

Dirty Machado

1. The act of wiping a shit covered cock across the vaginal lips of one's partner's vagina, post anal sex.
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).

1. "Bro, I was nailing her from behind and totally gave her a Dirty Machado!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"

by the number 2 October 17, 2018