machadao
machadao by machadao is fat lmao August 17, 2020
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Machadão
Machadão is a person who sells her vagina to someone. Alson known as bitch and whore.
Someone that flashes at random people.
Someone that flashes at random people.
Random person: Look at this Machadão! It is being fucked again.
Boy1: Someone just flashed me!
Boy2: It must be a Machadão.
Boy1: Yes, she was really ugly.
Boy1: Someone just flashed me!
Boy2: It must be a Machadão.
Boy1: Yes, she was really ugly.
Machadão by I <3 big penises April 17, 2017
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one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid
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Dirty Machado
1. The act of wiping a shit covered cock across the vaginal lips of one's partner's vagina, post anal sex.
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).
1. "Bro, I was nailing her from behind and totally gave her a Dirty Machado!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"
Dirty Machado by the number 2 October 17, 2018
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