Maatla 

A very hot ,intelligent and funny person

I wish I was like Maatla

Maatla by A.smart.kid November 24, 2021

maatla 

extremely crazy person who will do any dare except for the nasty ones.

Person #1: OMG shes totally being a maatla right now!
Person #2: Yeah! She just ate a whole fucking jalepeno pepper!

maatla by i_b_pimpin March 23, 2011

matlab and chill 

It means that you are going to go over to your engineering study partner's house and fuck with Matlab running in the background, cause plotting takes way too long and you should have used matrix operators instead of for-loops.

Brad: "Hey Julia wanna come over for matlab and chill"
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait I thought we were just gonna do some Wind Chill Computation..."
Julia: "Matlab and chill means we fuck, dumbass"
**obviously Brad is NOT an electrical engineering undergraduate

matlab and chill by PseudoRandomElectricalEngineer November 8, 2015

matlab

Programming equivalent of the language spoken by the demons of the inner circles of Hell. Often poorly taught by graduate students to undergrads in science and engineering fields of study, usually under the false pretense that it is usefull for something other than bringing about the end of time. Could be a powerful tool of evil if anyone actually understood it.

Once thought to be derived from the English "matrix", meaning an array of numbers, and "laboratory", meaning a place of study. Now known to be a demonic word meaning 'a 3x3 matrix of 6's'.

Bob's eyes were dim and expressionless after completing his Matlab program... a clear sign that his soul had been torn away.

matlab by hizaguchi April 21, 2005

Saugeen - Maitland Hall 

sau.geen mait.land hall saw-geen mate-land hall
- noun, singular
The largest Canadian housing institution of the highest order.

Style: Traditional
Building Opening:1969 (The day the earth stood still) 69: Just saying ;P
Floors: 36 Saugeen: 1-9 Lower, Middle, Upper; Maitland: A-C Lower, Middle, Upper
Dining Hall: Open seven days a week (Known for its waffle bars and wide selection of Gelattos)
Population: 1252 specimens

Staff: 2 Residence Managers, 12 Dons, 24 Residence Advisors, 2 Academic & Leadership Programmers, 1 Assistant Programming Coordinator (PROPS TO THEM ALL)
Washrooms: 2 per floor, both equipped with urinals.

Attractions: Sexual intercourse in public areas, Viral stripper acts, Cutlery theft from the cafeteria, Out of control parties and (according to David Letterman) One of the most popular places to get knocked up. It has also been widely known to house some of the most good looking people known to all of mankind.

Also popularly known as:
- Animal House
- The Zoo
- Jungle Party

e.g: Saugeen - Maitland Hall

1. Saugeen-Maitland's so hot right now. SOOO HOTTT
2. Deep in the heart of the Western Jungle, you can hear the Saugeen rumble. OOH AHH ooh ah, OOH AHH ooh ah.

3. Hey, Saugeen, Red, Yellow, Green, the best res at Western that you've ever seen.

4. GO SAUGEEN-MAITLAND S-A-U-G-E-E-N.

Saugeen - Maitland Hall by The Jungle Beast October 15, 2010

Matalan Melt 

A regular melt that wears attire from the budget shop Matalan

No you don't you bellend special branch Matalan Melt cunt

Matalan Melt by Sameface Danny May 6, 2017

mazatlan 

A beautiful bay city in the Western part of Mexico, in the state of Sinaloa, its a well known tourist place, it has nice beaches, beautiful hotels, the people is cool, and the women there are just beatiful, its one of the best places in the world, where rap,reggaeton,reagge,rock,salsa and other kinds of music are listen.

Rashuan:Yo man, I went to Mazatlan this summer, it was fuckin nice man, women, hotels, clubs, margaritas!!
Cris:Damn son, lets go next summer, I heard that the springbreaks get CRUNK!!

mazatlan by Enrique December 17, 2004