Enrique's definitions

weediberto

Spanish slang for "weed", it works because it sounds like a spanish name, so it can be tried infront of parents like below....

Enrique:Hey Marco are we gonna go wit Weediberto?
Mom:Whos Weedilberto?
Enrique: Oh.. he is just a good friend of mines.... a GOOD friend :)

by Enrique January 23, 2006

chismoso

Means snitch in Spanish

Carlos:Juan you fuckin chismoso, why u said I was smokin weed?!?!
Juan:Im sorry man:'(, its bad for your health......
Carlos:Shut the fuck up.......

by enrique July 12, 2005

like father like son

Song by The Game featuring Busta Rhymes, the title itself explains the song, how the same story is passed from father to son, hystory repeats itself, dont forget that kids.

Father: Awww i cant belive Bush got elected!!!
10 yrs after

Son: Awww i cant belive Bush got elected, damn.

by Enrique April 21, 2005

crittal

A very beautiful big ol fricken shiny beam gazing energy splitting device sent by the gods to keep us all Devine

Damn, Memory found a heck of a terminated crittal over there in that hill

I think he might be a wizard

by Enrique February 24, 2021

bipper

when a donkey inserts its penis into a dead baby's mouth.

that donkey just bippered my dead baby!

by enrique July 13, 2004

se me paro

"Se me paro" is a spanish word for Im horny or Im hard

GUY1=Hey yo check that lady right there...
GUY2=Yeah se me paro
GUY1=U sick bastard

by Enrique September 8, 2004

many men

50 Cent's favorite song acording to a interview, in the video, he explains how he got shot 9 times and survived.

Drive-by shotters:Hey yo lets shoot that 50 prick, aye lets go..
*shoots*
50 Cent:Mudafucka your lives are in the line...

by Enrique September 11, 2004