Enrique's definitions

smashed crab face

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

by Enrique February 5, 2005

crittal

A very beautiful big ol fricken shiny beam gazing energy splitting device sent by the gods to keep us all Devine

Damn, Memory found a heck of a terminated crittal over there in that hill

I think he might be a wizard

by Enrique February 24, 2021

weediberto

Spanish slang for "weed", it works because it sounds like a spanish name, so it can be tried infront of parents like below....

Enrique:Hey Marco are we gonna go wit Weediberto?
Mom:Whos Weedilberto?
Enrique: Oh.. he is just a good friend of mines.... a GOOD friend :)

by Enrique January 23, 2006

chitlins

The act of eating pig intestines. They are cheaper and more affordable than your ordinary pork, while providing a constant source of food to people.


Background: Started in a halfway crackhouse in the early 80's when the mother of Eric Mitchell decided it would be easier to eat pig intestines. They were just as wholesome, while being a bit more meaty.

Fred cooked Mitchell some chitlins in the mornin' after a hard eve of sex and crack.

by Enrique April 4, 2005

zero hour

When you are listening to the radio and there isnt good music, and when you only have the choice to listen to Kelly Clarkson!!!

Fuck! its the zero hour. This trip is gonna be long one.

by Enrique April 4, 2005

chismoso

Means snitch in Spanish

Carlos:Juan you fuckin chismoso, why u said I was smokin weed?!?!
Juan:Im sorry man:'(, its bad for your health......
Carlos:Shut the fuck up.......

by enrique July 12, 2005

sinaloa

Located on the western part of Mexico, its just like another LA, full of crime drugs and gangsbangin, the most beautiful place there is Maztlan, great tourist place, and dont go to Culiacan, its know as "The motherland of the drug lords" kick the ass of crips and bloods.

Fuck yeah Sinaloa is nice

by Enrique February 22, 2005