Maitland

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Extremely awesome. Very nice and has pretty eyes. Maitland's are very aggressive when they are messed with. I wouldn't get on a Maitland's bad side if I were you. Maitland's fit in well and know there place and will fight till the deaths to defend it.

She's such a Maitland.
Did you see that fight today? There was definatly a Maitland going on there.

Maitland by Blahblahblaaaal February 17, 2010

Words you can keep

maitland

a suburban town located north of Orlando. basically the same as Winter Park, but without Park Avenue.

Maitland has some nice neighborhoods on the east side and not-so-nice neighborhoods on the west side.

maitland by Ho-Town November 15, 2005

maitland

the act of throwing your bag or spitting on another person

here comes maitland watch out he might spit on you

yo, you totally maitlanded on that guy

maitland by bigboy7012 April 25, 2019

maitland

the most annoying person you’ll ever meet.

always takes things the wrong way, and will constantly bug you about it.

you’ll find yourself repeating the same thing over and over again, while he asks the same things over and over again.

extremely needy and is constantly begging.

likes victimise himself. and tried to guilt you back.

better off without him.

omg maitland is so annoying.

why is maitland so desperate and needy?

all maitland does is annoy me, i wish i didn’t even know him

maitland by judgemental.bitch December 24, 2019

Maitland gang

MG,a group of boys who party hard an slam beers an moek beanios

Maitland gang back at it Friday night

Maitland gang by Owee Matt January 15, 2019

Maitland Monkey

This sexual act involves a male, following a blowjob ,ejaculating all over his female companions face then, whilst she is temporarily blinded the guy throw a pre-hidden stash of pube trimmings on his unsuspecting victums face. The male then sits back and watch his friend do the funky monkey dance as she wipes crab-forest from her eyes

Quote 1:Hey man shoulda seen me get Brenda with this sweet Maitland Monkey last night. Got that bitch good.

Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.

Maitland Monkey by Ando2 February 23, 2010

Maitland Middle School

Natalie sucks

natalie went to maitland middle school, she sucks

Maitland Middle School by bullybitch382042992 November 24, 2021

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026