m-preg 

in fanfiction, a male pregnacy.

Author's notes: includes m-preg, so you don't like, don't read!!

m-preg by The Cloaked Schemer May 7, 2008

M-Preg 

A shorthand used to express the desire for Memo to be pregnant.

Nini: I really wanna see m-preg

Memo: WHY?!

M-Preg by bunninee July 9, 2025

M Preg 

Shortned term for Male Pregnancy. M Preg is often found in fanfiction. It can also be called mpreg.

1. The Arnold Schwartzernegger film "Junior" is a prime example of M Preg.

2. Frank: WTF? How the hell am I pregnant? I'm a DUDE! Gerard: Whoops, guess we forgot the condom again.

M Preg by demonthief13 January 23, 2008

I'm pregnant 

A popular excuse used by women to stop a boyfriend, husband, fiancée, etc from playing COD any longer.

Girl: "Honey, how long are you going to play that stupid game?"

Guy: "Just put it in the fridge and I'll heat it up later."

Girl: "Are you even listening to me?... I'm pregnant."

Guy: "You're just saying that to get me to come upstairs."

Girl: "ugh" and walks away

I'm pregnant by FreBerSch February 18, 2010

I'm Pregnant 

What you don't want to hear if you don't want to have kids. However, you wouldn't have had to if you didn't cave in to your Girlfriend's or Wife's demands to have them.

Laura: I have something to say.
Robert: What do you have to say?
Laura: I'm Pregnant
Robert: Shit

I'm Pregnant by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021

I would, but I'm pregnant 

an excuse for doing nothing, used by women as a reason for not doing things that anyone else can do without a second thought

make the beds? i would, but I'm pregnant..

I would, but I'm pregnant by dilcurrie July 25, 2011

only when I'm pregnant 

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.

Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."

only when I'm pregnant by The Evil Steve November 16, 2011