What everyone seems all surprised at for virtually no reason. I mean, you had unprotected sex, what do you think is gonna happen?
*Person 1 and person 2 have sex*
*1 month later*
Person 1: I’m pregnant.
Person 2: WHAT?!?!

Person 1: Well what did you think was going to happen, the cure for cancer? Sex causes pregnancy, idiot.
by Kitten Corp. June 15, 2018
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If you are reading and you or your partner is expecting then keep reading.

Take this pregnancy seriously, it's never too soon to start his/her college funds. Eat healthy foods and get exercise (recommended during 1-2 trimesters) Joint pain can happen so go for a nice relaxing swim but not in jacuzzis, too much heat is bad for the baby. Remember ur baby is in ur tummy one of the warmest spots of ur body.
Try to relax as much as often. Your entire pregnancy is going to be exhausting. Make sure you take vitamins. U can ask ur doctor about those.
Remember when your beautiful baby is older he or she is going to make lots of mistakes. It's ur job to make sure they learn from them the proper way.

Give them some space, (I'm 17 and my mum still doesn't give me any space ) especially if they are mad. Approach the topic later on.

Do your best to control your own anger as well. If they see u burst in flames due to anger they will think it's ok therefore following ur path.
Set an example...you are his/ her romodel.
If u have made it thus far then u can tell children are not an easy task. But it's not always hard either. Nobody is going to be the perfect parents but if u try your best, they will let u know ur doing good ( not verbally) Always remember kids are going to say things that can hurt ur feelings but trust me they don't mean it.
Pregnancy can be an amazing part in your life
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Bout 9 months
Pregnancy takes about nine months.
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You are indeed, my friend, 100% Totally screwed.
Please Bitch Don't say your pregnant.Fuck I'm off to the pub
by Big Dave (Yeah Go on MUG ME) February 25, 2004
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Something living on the inside of you, leeching your nutrients, without killing you, that is parasitism at its best.
"Wow Jill, you look great! How is your pregnancy going"
"I am just carrying this parasite for another 2 months and then I am free!"
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