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Mättö-Marli is a very good example of a nice mättö. a place called "Mättömesta" is usually a good fastfood place like PPK, or McDonalds where you can get "Lurulakus" or other good mättö.

Also you can choose to eat pizza / kebab / or anything with lots of sugar / fat / and calories on it.
"Ok guys who wants to eat some goddamn mättö?"
"OH FUCKIGN YEAH, MÄTTÖ AWAITS"
"LURULAKUUU"
"HAMPPARII"
"NIEEEEEEEEEEC :D:D"
"OK GUYS TO THE SIPERIA-MOBILE"

Would be a good example of people going to get mättö
mättö by Harri Kiviniemi March 9, 2007
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matto by vast-jaguar December 16, 2020
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Matto by matt is worse than matto November 30, 2020
basically the epidemy of a mother fucking bad ass who can get any girl that he desires. also, when you you come across Matto you will know from the aura that he releases and the swag he walks with. If you dont know Matto you should get to know him because he will rock your world.
wow....did you see that guy get pulled over...yea, he must of been a Matto
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cibo matto 

An alternative pop-rock band formed in 1994 in New York, New York. The band blends many aspects of the mixed cultures found there to form catchy, dancable songs. Miho Hatori (vocals, also a part of Gorillaz) and Yuka Honda (keyboard), the members that the band originally comprised of, chose the name "Cibo Matto" based on their shared love of food, the name being Italian for "food madness." The lyrics are composed in a combination of English and French. Other then the fact that the band members are of Japanese origin, they are in no way related to the J-Pop scene.
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Albums by Cibo Matto.
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cibo matto 

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