When a female gets sexually destroyed. And I mean D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D. To the point where she almost can’t take it, but it feels so good she can’t reject it. The clapping of the cheeks dictates if she’s getting fucked or if she is at the point of getting Mattoed. Most commonly performed by men with the names Ygor or Machete.
by James-stark12 April 12, 2023
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Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.
by Buttceth November 7, 2012
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usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.
usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.
by ac3xyz123 November 24, 2018
Get the matted hit mug.When a person abruptly hangs up on you during a phone conversation without saying "Bye" even though you aren't aware that the conversation is over.
Today I was on the phone with mom and she just hung up when she was finished talking. She didn't even say bye. I guess I got Mattied.
by thor bob December 21, 2013
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2) Someone who has done something that is sick in the gross sense
3) Something that is nasty, dirty or filthy
2) Someone who has done something that is sick in the gross sense
3) Something that is nasty, dirty or filthy
1) She is matted
2) Daz: "Gaz got his cock out and put in on my shoulder"
Steve: "Gaz is Matted"
3) I hate picking hair out of drains it's matted
2) Daz: "Gaz got his cock out and put in on my shoulder"
Steve: "Gaz is Matted"
3) I hate picking hair out of drains it's matted
by AjP January 18, 2006
Get the matted mug.To be matted means to be ignored by someone on IRC, even though you know they're there. Its meaning derives from the times when someone talks to matt860 about something important and he just ignores them, dispite him being there and reading the text.
Its meaning has been stretched to include describing a situation where you talk in a public channel (eg. to say "hello") and the other members do not respond.
Its meaning has been stretched to include describing a situation where you talk in a public channel (eg. to say "hello") and the other members do not respond.
by fluff June 5, 2004
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