Mattoed 

When a female gets sexually destroyed. And I mean D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D. To the point where she almost can’t take it, but it feels so good she can’t reject it. The clapping of the cheeks dictates if she’s getting fucked or if she is at the point of getting Mattoed. Most commonly performed by men with the names Ygor or Machete.

Damn, Victoria’s looking extra good tonight. She’s most definitely getting her shit Mattoed….

Mattoed by James-stark12 April 12, 2023

matted asshair 

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

matted asshair by Buttceth November 7, 2012

That's so mattledud 

This would be used after mattledud says anything at all. Note: The "so" should be in italics.

That's so mattledud

That's so mattledud by mattledud April 29, 2011

matted hit 

when there’s still a tiny hit left, but it tastes disgusting.

usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.

“Hey man, is this still going?”

“Uhh, yeah. It’s probably a matted hit, though.”

matted hit by ac3xyz123 November 24, 2018

mattied 

When a person abruptly hangs up on you during a phone conversation without saying "Bye" even though you aren't aware that the conversation is over.

Today I was on the phone with mom and she just hung up when she was finished talking. She didn't even say bye. I guess I got Mattied.

mattied by thor bob December 21, 2013

matted 

1) Someone is ugly is matted
2) Someone who has done something that is sick in the gross sense
3) Something that is nasty, dirty or filthy

1) She is matted
2) Daz: "Gaz got his cock out and put in on my shoulder"
Steve: "Gaz is Matted"
3) I hate picking hair out of drains it's matted

matted by AjP January 18, 2006

matted 

To be matted means to be ignored by someone on IRC, even though you know they're there. Its meaning derives from the times when someone talks to matt860 about something important and he just ignores them, dispite him being there and reading the text.
Its meaning has been stretched to include describing a situation where you talk in a public channel (eg. to say "hello") and the other members do not respond.

I wanted to arrange the game but he just matted me.
Oh god I'm so matted.

matted by fluff June 5, 2004