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the wide/thicc twitch streamer/youtuber darkviperau
Matto looks extra thicc today
matto by vast-jaguar December 16, 2020
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Person 1: You seen Mattos stream?
Person 2: He fucking resetted the run again.
Matto by matt is worse than matto November 30, 2020
basically the epidemy of a mother fucking bad ass who can get any girl that he desires. also, when you you come across Matto you will know from the aura that he releases and the swag he walks with. If you dont know Matto you should get to know him because he will rock your world.
wow....did you see that guy get pulled over...yea, he must of been a Matto
Matto by thats what friends are for February 3, 2010
a diengeious dens mf who fell cuz he could not tie his shoe
matto vs chato
Matto by anonymous May 29, 2021
Mättö-Marli is a very good example of a nice mättö. a place called "Mättömesta" is usually a good fastfood place like PPK, or McDonalds where you can get "Lurulakus" or other good mättö.

Also you can choose to eat pizza / kebab / or anything with lots of sugar / fat / and calories on it.

"Ok guys who wants to eat some goddamn mättö?"
"OH FUCKIGN YEAH, MÄTTÖ AWAITS"
"LURULAKUUU"
"HAMPPARII"
"NIEEEEEEEEEEC :D:D"
"OK GUYS TO THE SIPERIA-MOBILE"

Would be a good example of people going to get mättö
mättö by Harri Kiviniemi March 9, 2007

cibo matto 

An alternative pop-rock band formed in 1994 in New York, New York. The band blends many aspects of the mixed cultures found there to form catchy, dancable songs. Miho Hatori (vocals, also a part of Gorillaz) and Yuka Honda (keyboard), the members that the band originally comprised of, chose the name "Cibo Matto" based on their shared love of food, the name being Italian for "food madness." The lyrics are composed in a combination of English and French. Other then the fact that the band members are of Japanese origin, they are in no way related to the J-Pop scene.
Viva! La Woman
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Albums by Cibo Matto.
cibo matto by sdb2404 June 23, 2006

cibo matto 

2 asian girls WITH accents who made the besta lbums of the 90s. not to mention one of the funniest videos in the world. see "Know Your Chicken"
Oh man, Cibo Matto's "Know Your Chicken" video featuring a giant, trumpet-playing, anarchy-t-shirt-wearing chicken is fawesome!
cibo matto by charwash February 21, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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