lymping

a lewd onanistic act of massaging your gooch with your three fingers (pointer, middle and index; usually with emphasis on the middle one) while keeping your thumb and pinky wrapped around the base of your cock for stimuli

p1: "dude, i'm too lazy to clean up to finger myself"
p2: "just lymp, bro! lymping is peak"

p1: "dude ive been lymping while looking at photos of this dude for 3 hours now"
p2: "can't even blame you, he's hot"

by manh00dgone June 22, 2025

lamping

When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.

I was lamping at home this morning.

by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017

Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.

Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"

by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011

cold lamping

Hanging out/chilling. Pioneered by Hip-Hop legend Flava Flav, of Public Enemy, who encouraged us all to start cold lamping with him.

Let's go cold lamping with Flava Flav!

by Robert Nugent June 19, 2003

Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick

It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Lyming

When a middle-aged person party's almost every night at clubs and bars with friends trying to recapture lost youth.

"Uncle Ben went out lyming last night, didn't come home till 4 in the morning."

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

sargeant lumpington

a guy who is really cool

that gangster looks like sargeant lumpington

by j-rob mad fresh April 10, 2010