lymping

a lewd onanistic act of massaging your gooch with your three fingers (pointer, middle and index; usually with emphasis on the middle one) while keeping your thumb and pinky wrapped around the base of your cock for stimuli

p1: "dude, i'm too lazy to clean up to finger myself"
p2: "just lymp, bro! lymping is peak"

p1: "dude ive been lymping while looking at photos of this dude for 3 hours now"
p2: "can't even blame you, he's hot"

lymping by manh00dgone June 22, 2025

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lamping

When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.

I was lamping at home this morning.

lamping by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017

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Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.

Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"

Lizard Lamping by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011