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Sargeant Sweatpants 

This is a person who puts sweatpants on his head so that he can help captain digiorno cook some pizza.The sweatpants protect the pizza from any hair. It is also known for sargeant sweatpants to act like an eagle and make motor noises while on a voyage. All in all a sargeant sweatpants is a best friend of captain digiorno.
Preheat that oven to 400 degrees sargeant sweatpants so we can cook that frozen pizza.

Drill Sargeant 

1. A Term Used by the Army
2. The Nicer and Sometimes Lesser Version of the Marine Corps Drill Instructor
Drill Sargeant- " Private can you come over here please?"
Drill Instructor-"What The Fuck Recruit? Get your ASS Over Here Damn it!"
Drill Sargeant by krazyboy October 18, 2007

Fred Sargeant 

A racist pig and a "gender critical" who thinks he was "at Stonewall" despite the fact that J. K. Rowling hadn't even invented "gender critical coming out day" until 2021.
William A. Ferguson is a fascist piece of trash who's planning to spend Pride Month sexually harassing and libeling women. He's such a Fred Sargeant.
Fred Sargeant by Jimmy_rules May 31, 2022

logan sargeant 

Certified pookie and our American king; Formula 1 driver for Williams Racing and teammate of Alex Albon
Person 1: Did you see Logan Sargeant won the 2026 Championship?
Person 2: Yes! He's so amazing!
logan sargeant by formula1ordie March 24, 2024

Logan Sargeant 

One of the 2024 Williams drivers in Formula 1, totally deserves the seat but Williams keep messing up his strategy, or someone crashes into him during the race weekend. Doesn't deserve the hate he's receiving, he seems so genuinely nice and is a total cinnamon roll! He is an amazing Formula 1 driver, he just has very bad luck sometimes.
"Oh, did you see that for the Australian Grand Prix in 2024 Logan Sargeant had to give his car to Alex Albon because Alex crashed in FP1?"
"Yeah, and then he got the repaired chassis instead of the one he didn't crash."