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Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker
Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019
Corporate lackey
A person who thinks that his lowly corporate job is the be-all and end-all of his pathetic existence.
So that corporate lackey thinks that coming in early, working after-hours and working on the weekends will benefit him, and will get him noticed by "upper management"? Wow, he is in for a rude awakening!
Corporate lackey by Elmer the Fudpucker January 12, 2012
locked out
Something that happens to a specific avetard all the time. Norman "Nick" will get locked out of his room so much at The Ave that he might as well just remove the door to his room to prevent it from happening. Once this avetard gets locked out, he will get Henry's axe and try to chomp at the door in order to open which only fucks up the door even more.
locked out by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
Loompa'licker
A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".
"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!
Loompa'licker by green eyed lady 13 July 30, 2014
Organ Licker
Organ Licker by Proud and Nasty July 30, 2020
Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness
Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018
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