A character from the 1994 role playing game Final Fantasy VI who is famous for being a dick.
Celes: You keep your dead girlfriend in some old dude's basement? Gross.
Locke: I'll protect you!
Terra: I thought you said you would protect me, asshole.
by pocketseizure November 9, 2012
The world's greatest treasure hunter. But don't call him a thief, or else...
<Victim> Thief!
<Locke> *rips Victim's lungs out!*
by LockeCole March 29, 2003
(John Locke) a famous political philospher who wrote Two Treatises of Government. He was the pioneer of the social contract theory. Also the alias of Peter Wiggin in Enders Game.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 29, 2003
Oh shit, Locke just shunned me from #central.
by Anonymous January 20, 2004
A piece of shit that is painful and holding back true calamity that needs to be released.
Man i have a locke that just aint going away, tis painful.
by cesar romero August 1, 2009
Absolutely Savage. A true legend. Gets All of girls. Alpha and Omega.
That guy is a Locke.