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Similar in nature to a creeptard. A lurktard is an individual prone to creepily making passes at another individual, usually of the female persuasion. One may most often find a lurktard creeping in the darkest shadows of bars and sketchy college parties. A lurktard often doesn't respond well to rejection. In lieu of retreating with intention to move on from their rejector, a lurktard will retreat with intention to incessantly facebook/myspace stalk their victim.
"Did you see that guy pretending to get PJ last night, even though he didn't want any, just so he could talk to me? What a lurktard!"
by Erin G. May 18, 2008
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Lurkbait refers to an individual who is commonly lurked upon, often by a lurktard. Lurkbait is often a helpless victim, and is party to a vast amount of unprovoked lurkage.
"Dana is prime lurkbait and she doesn't even know it."
by Erin G. May 18, 2008
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