lurktard 

Similar in nature to a creeptard. A lurktard is an individual prone to creepily making passes at another individual, usually of the female persuasion. One may most often find a lurktard creeping in the darkest shadows of bars and sketchy college parties. A lurktard often doesn't respond well to rejection. In lieu of retreating with intention to move on from their rejector, a lurktard will retreat with intention to incessantly facebook/myspace stalk their victim.

"Did you see that guy pretending to get PJ last night, even though he didn't want any, just so he could talk to me? What a lurktard!"

lurktard by Erin G. May 18, 2008

Lucktard 

One who has a natural dumb luck that bails them out of any situation, regardless of severity.

Her pregnancy test was negative. Again. That lucktard

Lucktard by The In and Out Kids October 2, 2005

lucktard 

a lucky retard (word is a play on words on fucktard)

Wow, that retard won the lottery! What a lucktard!

lucktard by juanchito February 6, 2008

larktard

A "larktard" is somone who plays runescape and is a major noob and or retarded.

Pker 4 666: Wow your larktarded Dr Jet 2
Dr Jet 2: Shuttup noob

larktard by Dr Jet 2 November 24, 2006

lucktard 

-A dumb person whose defining feature is luck.
-A fat fucktard, who is dumb (which however has nothing at all to do with the name).
-A subpar dude, no doubt about it, engaged in the process of having luck.

-Look at that fat lucktard being all fat and lucky (and dumb, but not that dumb).

-Look at that lucktard, who is so dumb, and a little fat, I guess, but mainly just lucky (and dumb; gods, I hate him).

-Look at that lucktard, being all subpar and all (but otherwise fine, I guess?).

lucktard by felixh September 26, 2017