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fecal lucidity

The ability to concentrate that is regained upon moving one's bowels.
Jim got home from work to Cindy's litany of how badly the kids were behaving, but fortunately for them, they were in luck. Jim could not concentrate on a single word with the turtle head poking out. Once he was done dumping he achieved a level of unmatched fecal lucidity.
"So," sighed Jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, "Anything interesting happen today?"
fecal lucidity by Wisk January 31, 2008
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A famous phrase said by some 14 year old British kid to the youtuber iamlucid when he ddosed him.

Lucienne 

(Lu-see-enne)
A phenomenally attractive lady, woman or girl who has a dry sense of humour and has a very strong liking of puns. When in a crowd or group of humans, she can be very stubborn but at the same time a great influence or role model to those around her. When she's with non-human species (Animals) she is very quick to assert her dominance and show who is boss while at the same time being gentle. She is commonly known for being the 'Awkward and adorable' one in a crowd, but not matter what anyone says, they all love her. Luciennes' generally don't like a lot of people, but if you are lucky enough to wiggle into her heart, you are very special to her.
Person 1: Dude, who's that beautiful girl over there laughing at her own joke?

Person 2: It wasn't a joke, it was a pun, idiot. And her name's Lucienne.

Person 3: Ya, that's Lucienne. I've known her for about four years now; she's awesome.

Person 2: I've never met her myself, but she looks so awkward standing there surrounded by all those people. She's so awkwardly adorable!!!!
Lucienne by Bebsterhenry March 10, 2014
One of the most incredible people you will ever meet. Every room they walk into instantly lights up when they smile. They tend to crack a lot of jokes, which are sometimes awkward but always funny. Guys practically line up to spend time with them, because they know how special they are. Lucies are usually on the taller side, with brown eyes, brown hair, a great bod, and an incredible personality. If you know a Lucie, never let them go and cherish every second with them. If you're their best friend, count yourself super lucky. A Lucie will make you feel like the most special person in the world, and you should make them feel the same way. They are also super easy to fall in love with, and can charm anyone they please.
I've only been hanging out with Lucie for a few months, but I think I'm already in love with her!
Lucie by orangejuiceandoreosmydude September 15, 2018

Dirty lucie 

A girl who likes being choked, she likes to be dominated in bed and told what to do. And fucked till her brains turn to mush. She likes to try out new things and taught a lesson.
Get a girl like a dirty Lucie.
Dirty lucie by WiLLiam06 April 14, 2020

Lucinda-Rose 

She's beautiful, strong and will stand up for you no matter what. She'll threaten to beat up anyone who hurts you and if pushed WILL carry out the threar. Lucinda is one of the nicesr and truest friends you will ever meet and once you have her you'll never want to lose her. Lucinda is hilarious and childish with a temper to reckon with.
Aimee: Its hurts that's all
Lucinda-Rose: If you want I can beat them up for you
Aimee: *laughs but trails off* your joking right?
Lucinda-Rose shrugs: Anything for you
Lucinda-Rose by AzzyClazzy January 1, 2012