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A beautiful, smart, funny, slightly strange girl... When you have found a real Lucinda you won't want to let her go! She is easy to fall in love with.
Wow, that Lucinda, she is a keeper! The perfect combination of personality traits and looks!
by Rosa Belle November 27, 2012
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A beautiful and kind lady, Lucinda looks and acts natural all the time. She is the very definition of perfection and balance, as she is unique in a good way, mischievous and caring at the same time. If a Lucinda asks you out, try to avoid refusing her.
A: Lucinda asked me out and I said no.
B: You jerk!
by ChickenLui December 06, 2018
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slang used to describe a girl/woman with the winning combination of an exceptionally beautiful face and/or body and a killer personality. emerged in the late C20 with the birth of the original "lucinda".
"she was a real lucinda"
"she's not perfect but i suppose she'll do for now until i find a lucinda"
by Ahmed Bing June 23, 2007
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Lucinda is a girl that is very sweet and a lot to handle. She is nice when you are nice to her but when you are rude she will ruin you. She is very smart, beautiful, kind and gracious. You would be lucky to have a Lucinda as a friend - she will ALWAYS stand up for you.
Have you seen that Lucinda girl? OMG don’t mess with her!!
by Lucinda_Rocky11 April 14, 2019
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Lucinda is a girl who has to have everything she can't have, thinking she is always number one. If your best friends with this girl, keep your man at a very far distance. In fact don't even introduce them. Avoid at all costs.

If your a man, beware, tainted goods.

Diseased ridden nasty witch with a cauldron for an anus. Her anal glands protrude immensely causing a danger far worse than the biggest black hole in the universe.
It is also scientifically proven that this being will mutate her very own sexually transmitted deceases in near future causing a very severe death toll in men. She does this by presenting her anal glands, which then hypnotises the victim bringing him to a grave misfortune.
Currently the smartest scientist, Rick Sanchez, is trying to find the cure as it is the closest thing to alien aids. He's commented that this is far worse and could potentially mutate male genitalia permanently.
Blim blam, out.
Rick: "burp" hurry Morty, that big black hole will swallow us.
Morty: Rick were going to have to find another alternative reality, the Lucinda Desease has taken over.
Rick: Your right Morty, her huge anus hole has taken over the planet. There's no going back.
by Wubbalubbadubdub1 October 14, 2018
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A short slytherin who is burdened with too much responsibility. Would trade siblings for quality sushi. Don’t make fun of her for being blind, her glasses are very fashionable. Shares similarities with your favourite grandmother/ old aunt.
1: Can I have your dog in exchange for my sister?
2: Oh my god you’re such a Lucinda
by spectacles02 June 18, 2018
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