Lubie

1 - Person claiming above average inteligence in the automotive industry, when infact they have little inteligence if any at all

2 - Person who changes oil and sells unnecessary services for a living with hopes of making a quick dollar as opposed to keeping a life-long satisfied customer

Ex.1
Technician #1:"Hey did you see that lubie trying to do his brakes over there?"
Technician #2:"Haha yes I did, you know if he would just ask someone for help he wouldn't have to keep taking them apart and re-doing them"

Ex.2
Lubie:"Well mam we did your oil change. we also recomend a transmission flush, coolant flush, power steering flush, and a brake system flush."
Customer:"O that's wonderful i didn't know i could have all that service work done here. Will the brake system flush stop the grinding noise that i hear everytime i step on the brakes?"
Lubie:"Yes mam it will."
(Lubie does services, and customer goes around the block comes back very angry that her brakes still grind. Lubie tells her that it's not their fault she should go somewhere else if she is unhappy, and there is nothing that they could do for her.)

by unhappyoldlady December 12, 2009

lubie jeder

A mystery ingredient, an unknown part or an unobtainable item. The name is used as a synonym for "thing-a-ma-jig" or "whosie-whatsit" when you don't want to sound quite so uninformed.

Hon, I'd love to make dinner so you can watch your show but we're all out of Lubie Jeders.

by afsmist May 11, 2011

_lubie_domestos_bo_tak_

@_lubie_domestos_bo_tak_ on tiktok, before know as @niki_cookie123 is an a tiktoker with 1000+ followers, posts a bit of shitpost, Cosplayer and a Gacha tiktoker. This user uses He/him and is Pansexual.

- DID YOU SAW _lubie_domestos_bo_tak_ NEW VIDEO?
- No, what happened?

by Nothing_hapoy August 15, 2021

Lubed the lint cave

When you are fucking a large man or women and just before you nut, you pull out and go balls deep in their bell button and " Lube the lint cave".

I was banging this chick and just before I finished, i pulled out and "lubed the lint cave"

by Travis and mark November 22, 2018

lubed rim

The notion that one's basketball shot rimmed out not due to poor shooting but rather because an overabundance of sexual lubricant was applied to the rim.

Ty: LeBron was wide open! How did that shot not go in?
Levi: Lubed rim. Bet it was Kyrie.

by KaraLeeeeeeee November 15, 2017

Spunk Lube

When you ejaculate into your hands and use it as lubricant during sexual activities

“Use the spunk lube”
“Shall we use spunk lube”
“Spunk in me for lube”
“He used spunk lube”

by Women Moment September 17, 2020

Economy Lube

An Ontario quick lube and oil chain that has been known to scam unsuspecting drivers. It may offer a 10-minute oil change for $20, but upsell you with stuff you don't need. CBC program Marketplace nailed those skeezebags putting in oil and other fluids that could wreck your car, or not doing the job you paid them to do. Beware.

Want to wreck your new car? Take it to Economy Lube.

My brother is so dumb that he drove his truck to Economy Lube for an oil change. The grease monkeys who obviously got kicked out of a sketchy trade school put in the wrong fluids - and, now, my brother has to pay $4,000 for a new engine. Moron!

by The Real Canadian August 17, 2015