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1 - Person claiming above average inteligence in the automotive industry, when infact they have little inteligence if any at all

2 - Person who changes oil and sells unnecessary services for a living with hopes of making a quick dollar as opposed to keeping a life-long satisfied customer
Ex.1
Technician #1:"Hey did you see that lubie trying to do his brakes over there?"
Technician #2:"Haha yes I did, you know if he would just ask someone for help he wouldn't have to keep taking them apart and re-doing them"

Ex.2
Lubie:"Well mam we did your oil change. we also recomend a transmission flush, coolant flush, power steering flush, and a brake system flush."
Customer:"O that's wonderful i didn't know i could have all that service work done here. Will the brake system flush stop the grinding noise that i hear everytime i step on the brakes?"
Lubie:"Yes mam it will."
(Lubie does services, and customer goes around the block comes back very angry that her brakes still grind. Lubie tells her that it's not their fault she should go somewhere else if she is unhappy, and there is nothing that they could do for her.)
Lubie by unhappyoldlady December 12, 2009
Words you can keep

lubie jeder 

A mystery ingredient, an unknown part or an unobtainable item. The name is used as a synonym for "thing-a-ma-jig" or "whosie-whatsit" when you don't want to sound quite so uninformed.
Hon, I'd love to make dinner so you can watch your show but we're all out of Lubie Jeders.
lubie jeder by afsmist May 11, 2011
Related Words

_lubie_domestos_bo_tak_ 

@_lubie_domestos_bo_tak_ on tiktok, before know as @niki_cookie123 is an a tiktoker with 1000+ followers, posts a bit of shitpost, Cosplayer and a Gacha tiktoker. This user uses He/him and is Pansexual.
- DID YOU SAW _lubie_domestos_bo_tak_ NEW VIDEO?
- No, what happened?

Lubed the lint cave

When you are fucking a large man or women and just before you nut, you pull out and go balls deep in their bell button and " Lube the lint cave".
I was banging this chick and just before I finished, i pulled out and "lubed the lint cave"

lubed rim 

The notion that one's basketball shot rimmed out not due to poor shooting but rather because an overabundance of sexual lubricant was applied to the rim.
Ty: LeBron was wide open! How did that shot not go in?
Levi: Lubed rim. Bet it was Kyrie.
lubed rim by KaraLeeeeeeee November 15, 2017

Spunk Lube 

When you ejaculate into your hands and use it as lubricant during sexual activities
“Use the spunk lube”
“Shall we use spunk lube”
Spunk in me for lube”
“He used spunk lube”
Spunk Lube by Women Moment September 17, 2020

Economy Lube 

An Ontario quick lube and oil chain that has been known to scam unsuspecting drivers. It may offer a 10-minute oil change for $20, but upsell you with stuff you don't need. CBC program Marketplace nailed those skeezebags putting in oil and other fluids that could wreck your car, or not doing the job you paid them to do. Beware.
Want to wreck your new car? Take it to Economy Lube.

My brother is so dumb that he drove his truck to Economy Lube for an oil change. The grease monkeys who obviously got kicked out of a sketchy trade school put in the wrong fluids - and, now, my brother has to pay $4,000 for a new engine. Moron!
Economy Lube by The Real Canadian August 17, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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