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Lumbago
A serious disease that affects your ability to Do daily tasks, such as ride into town, or help a man get his horses back to his wagon.
“Hey uncle, come with us to rob this bank”
“I can’t, my lumbago is kicking in right now”
“Understanda🅱️Le have a nice day”
“Did you see uncle lift that case of whiskey?”
“Yeah, must’ve been hard with his lumbago”
“He’s a true hero”
“I can’t, my lumbago is kicking in right now”
“Understanda🅱️Le have a nice day”
“Did you see uncle lift that case of whiskey?”
“Yeah, must’ve been hard with his lumbago”
“He’s a true hero”
Lumbago by Dank Hill6969 November 13, 2018
Terminal Lumbago
A slow and painful death. Doesn’t allow you to work but Arthur and John think you’re a lazy piece of shit. Usually you have to say it’s “the lumbago.”
Terminal Lumbago by You got Lumbago July 10, 2019
Lumbago
Lumbago is a very serious spine condition that affects the lower part of your spine that’s why Uncle can’t stand up right but Dutch always has a plan
Lumbago by It’s just a prank amber November 28, 2018
Lumba-ism
Lumba-ism by Kotedamn.mp5 February 19, 2021
Lumbago
Arthur: "We need help lifting the supplies. Uncle, can you help?" Uncle:" Oh I can't son, it's my Lumbago. A very serious disease"
Lumbago by Gekyume's Sacred Foreskin May 9, 2019
Rush Limbaugh
A Rush Limbaugh: is when I wash down a handful of OxyContin with at least three quarts of cough-syrup, and then I hit the gay-club to trip the light fantastic toe - but not until after having lost all of my inhibitions at the track, and my virginity for the second time in the parking lot.
* Hiyo! Hahaha; You are correct sir! *
Sorry about that - Ed McMahon is with me; the guy follows me everywhere.
Be forewarned: you will sleep for an excess of 48 consecutive hours after your first time "Rushing the Baugh," - call me if you need any help or if you just want to say hi; I miss the times we spent together at the gay-club.
* Hiyo! Hahaha; You are correct sir! *
Sorry about that - Ed McMahon is with me; the guy follows me everywhere.
Be forewarned: you will sleep for an excess of 48 consecutive hours after your first time "Rushing the Baugh," - call me if you need any help or if you just want to say hi; I miss the times we spent together at the gay-club.
Oh man; I'll never Rush Limbaugh again after last night - I won't be able to sit straight for a week.
Rush Limbaugh by Dr. Alexander Rosenbridge PhD May 21, 2015
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