huge, juicy, wet cock slap

Verb: to con and seduce minors by using one's position as a leader or a role model.

Noun: One who lombardos.

Origin: Mike Lombardo, a musician who manipulated underage girls into agreeing to have sex with him.

when someone is short fat and smelly and all around just gross your cursed with the lomardo curse.

A sarcastic cunt.

1. Heavy metal drumming. The type of drumming that makes you want to headbang to the point of getting whiplash, then continuing to headbang because the drums kicks serious ass. Named after the drummer of Slayer, Dave Lombardo.

2. Kick ass metal music.