lombardo

huge, juicy, wet cock slap

i lombardoed her face off

by drsmoothj October 08, 2005

lombardo

when someone is short fat and smelly and all around just gross your cursed with the lomardo curse.

did you just see that guy at moes? he totally has the lombardo.

by thu126 November 06, 2011

Lombardo

1. Heavy metal drumming. The type of drumming that makes you want to headbang to the point of getting whiplash, then continuing to headbang because the drums kicks serious ass. Named after the drummer of Slayer, Dave Lombardo.

2. Kick ass metal music.

1. Yo, I want to play in a badass metal band, but nobody around here can play lombardo!
2. I f*cking love Lombardo!

by minitrampoline May 01, 2018

Lombardo

Verb: to con and seduce minors by using one's position as a leader or a role model.

Noun: One who lombardos.

Origin: Mike Lombardo, a musician who manipulated underage girls into agreeing to have sex with him.

"Did you hear about that movie star? He's about to stand trial for lombardoing. It's sick."

by rebeccawesome February 20, 2012

Lombardo

A sarcastic cunt.

Wow, Jim sure is a Lombardo!

by Lombardolover69 March 05, 2016

Dave Lombardo

Top 5 greatest metal drummer of all time. Try copying that Fall out cunt boy! Dave Lombardo is Brilliant.

Dave Lombardo is a REAL drummer.

by Lyle87 November 18, 2007

steve lombardo

When you're having drunk, goofy ass sex with a decent looking girl and having her dad catch you, throw your own shoes at you, make you run out naked with your "go-to" hat on, and having to drive home naked with just the hat on.

"Holy Be Bop, I'm as dumb, ugly, and weird as Steve Lombardo"

by Willy Treetops June 17, 2008