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The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.

Verb: to con and seduce minors by using one's position as a leader or a role model.

Noun: One who lombardos.

Origin: Mike Lombardo, a musician who manipulated underage girls into agreeing to have sex with him.

when someone is short fat and smelly and all around just gross your cursed with the lomardo curse.

A sarcastic cunt.