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The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass
Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio
Lochte by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016
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A Loch Lomand 

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner
"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"
A Loch Lomand by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015

mr. lorch 

A mean teacher at mesa verde middle school and should be fired
Mr. Lorch made the new kid cry because the new kid got out of his chair
mr. lorch by Jorhenson33 August 1, 2017
lok-er (V): The act of continuous, unrelenting verbal pummeling passed down from superior to subordinate while in the presence of colleagues; often leaves a palpable unease within the proximate area and the subject to feel disoriented, mildly anxious and depleted of self-worth.
After handing in a presentation with a typo, Pedro received a harsh lochering from his manager.
Locher by GFY Brain July 27, 2013

ryan lochte 

What you call somebody when they are just "lying to kick it". Basically fabricating a story for no other reason but to sound "cool"
P1: Brian told me that last night he was in a high speed chase with the police...totally got away though!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!
ryan lochte by Mellow D August 18, 2016

loochmas 

A festivity during the holiday season that celebrates Looch.

Common activities during loochmas include: looching around, saying "merry looch", and being cheerful.
"I heard Loochmas was cancelled at ASU this year, so we are hosting it at USA"
loochmas by DaRealLooch November 6, 2020