Lochte
Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio
Lochte by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016
Words you can keep
lochte
A complete idiot; a total buffoon. The kind of person who lies to their mom and somehow has it blow up into an international incident.
"Oh man, I just got a text from Steve. What should I tell him about tonight?"
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."
lochte by SpicoliForPresident August 19, 2016
Related Words
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lochte by slickrickdaruler August 18, 2016
Lochte
"and then they said get down and I was like whatever". So basically nothing like that happened. Dude you're such a fucking lochte!
Lochte by Can you handle? September 25, 2016
Lochte'd
After a night of drinking with friends you make up a story and someone leaves your to take the heat as they get out of dodge. Only for the truth to come out later after they've made it to safety. When your false story is brought into light and you have been pulled off your plane, passport taken, and interrogated by foreign officials, but your "friend" is home safe and sound.
Lochte'd
Bailing on your friends and letting them take the fall after doing something stupid.
Fleeing the scene of vandalism scot-free.
Fleeing the scene of vandalism scot-free.
"That motherfucker Joey Lochte'd on outta there when we got wasted at that bar and started braking chairs. We spent the night in county while he drove off drunk into the night!"
Lochte'd by TetrisGuru1989 August 23, 2016
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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