Lochlan 

He is someone you can just fall in love with. He funny around his friends, he will talk about serious things when he needs to. He is cute but can get work done. He is the person you would want as a leader

Person 1: omg look at that guy

Person 2: yeah he is a total Lochlan let’s go talk to him

Lochlan by Jesscc June 10, 2018

Lochlan 

Lochlan's Are Usually The Cute/Gullible Type Of Guys. They're Funny And They Know How To Make People Laugh. They're Good With Being Romantic Too.

Person 1: Did You See That Kid Over There?
Person 2: he's Quite The Lochlan

Lochlan by -M☺️ August 9, 2016

Lochlan 

Man with a penis as big as his heart. :)

That Lochlan, what a guy.

Lochlan by Mckenzie157 March 1, 2017

Lochlan 

Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan!
Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?

Lochlan by Kola January 27, 2003

Lochlan 

Irish name traditionally given to the viking or raider of the group. Often bestowed upon those with red hair.

Dude1: Dude that Lochlan really likes to loot pillage and plunder wherever he goes.

Dude2: Yeah I think he is trying to spread is seed so he sees a lot of red hair along his trading routes.

Lochlan by brick shit house August 19, 2018

Lochlan 

Perfect and Invisible. The apex of human achievement. The personification or god. Equipped with a large shlong.

He revolutionized the Indian Caste system! What an absolute Lochlan!

Lochlan by Abstractnumber March 9, 2021

lochlan 

a guy who dates a lot of girls just for the sake of having a girlfriend

jeez that lochlan on to one over to the next

lochlan by datsurfchick June 24, 2014