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Man with a penis as big as his heart. :)
That Lochlan, what a guy.
by Mckenzie157 March 01, 2017
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Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.
Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan!
Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?
by Kola January 27, 2003
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Lochlan's Are Usually The Cute/Gullible Type Of Guys. They're Funny And They Know How To Make People Laugh. They're Good With Being Romantic Too.
Person 1: Did You See That Kid Over There?
Person 2: he's Quite The Lochlan
by -M☺️ August 09, 2016
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He is someone you can just fall in love with. He funny around his friends, he will talk about serious things when he needs to. He is cute but can get work done. He is the person you would want as a leader
Person 1: omg look at that guy

Person 2: yeah he is a total Lochlan let’s go talk to him
by Jesscc June 10, 2018
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Cunt-hole-dick-fucker-skinny-cunt-wank-stain-dick-muncher
Guy 1: Hey did you see what Dave did the other day?

Guy 2: Yeah he was acting like a real Lochlan
by ThingyWithTheName October 20, 2013
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Irish name traditionally given to the viking or raider of the group. Often bestowed upon those with red hair.
Dude1: Dude that Lochlan really likes to loot pillage and plunder wherever he goes.

Dude2: Yeah I think he is trying to spread is seed so he sees a lot of red hair along his trading routes.
by brick shit house August 19, 2018
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