A lake leading out to the via narrow passage. Used in Scotland and Eire.
Loch Ness is a famous loch. Alrigh ya bumfluffa!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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1. To be slow.

2. When one is zoned out or lost.
Dude 1: Dude, you look loched, what happened?
Dude 2: Nothing, I just didn't get much sleep last night.
by Bobby Billy BoB December 10, 2016
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In Russian Loch, Means HERB, A low life, a person who was put on earth for no meaning
Ruben is a Loch because he picks on a smaller loch, Danny.

by pimpwitalimp February 19, 2008
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A negative notifier. If you disapprove of anything or if it makes you sick, it's 'lochness'.
- "Jimmy blew wind right in front of me in math class today... so I yelled 'LOCHNESS!' in his ear"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"
by Dynast August 8, 2006
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amy: you need to do your homework jen
jen: im trying. no can!
amy: hahaha allll loched


im all loched
by farmer808 August 6, 2010
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