Lochte

The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass

Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio

by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016

lochte

A complete idiot; a total buffoon. The kind of person who lies to their mom and somehow has it blow up into an international incident.

"Oh man, I just got a text from Steve. What should I tell him about tonight?"
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."

by SpicoliForPresident August 19, 2016

Lochte

To destroy a restroom and then claim to be a victim.

Jocelyn went in the bathroom and Lochted it up!

by airlai August 22, 2016

lochte

to totally bail on someone who is expecting you to show.

Fucking Matt! He said he would be here but I bet he totally pulls a lochte.

by slickrickdaruler August 18, 2016

Lochte

to make outrageous claims; to lie tremendously.

"and then they said get down and I was like whatever". So basically nothing like that happened. Dude you're such a fucking lochte!

by Can you handle? September 25, 2016

Lochte'd

After a night of drinking with friends you make up a story and someone leaves your to take the heat as they get out of dodge. Only for the truth to come out later after they've made it to safety. When your false story is brought into light and you have been pulled off your plane, passport taken, and interrogated by foreign officials, but your "friend" is home safe and sound.

What do you mean your friend's at home? Man you got Lochte'd.

by Cisco 2 August 18, 2016

Lochte'd

Bailing on your friends and letting them take the fall after doing something stupid.

Fleeing the scene of vandalism scot-free.

"That motherfucker Joey Lochte'd on outta there when we got wasted at that bar and started braking chairs. We spent the night in county while he drove off drunk into the night!"

by TetrisGuru1989 August 23, 2016