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lorder 

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A person who watches too much Law and Order and gets the idea he is a lawyer.
John got caught watching kiddy porn. But, its okay is a Lorder. He will get himself out of trouble.
lorder by skull_krusher April 18, 2017
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MAX LOUDER 

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MAX LOUDER is someone that has a bellowing voice. They sound like their yelling when talking.
During a party with music cranking and many people talking, everyone clearly heard MAX LOUDER.
MAX LOUDER by jpg3 February 9, 2014
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lorder • lorderry • lorde • loader • Lordee • Loder • Lowder • larders • Lardered • loadered

monkey loader 

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A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.
*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
monkey loader by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
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soil loader 

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A job performed by the Nazi's in WWII that would clean the ashes out of the furnace into compost bins.
Tobias: "Klaus, I need you on soil loader duty today as newcomers are arriving."

Klaus: "Yes sir!"
soil loader by wilks-barre mitzvah February 9, 2022
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soil loader 

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'Soil loader' coming from back when African-American's were owned as slaves and would work on the cotton fields.
I don't like this part of town there are too many soil loaders
soil loader by gookmetz February 9, 2022
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montana musket loader 

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When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning
montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015
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top loader

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The act of defecating in the tank of a toilet. Also known as an upper decker.
I left them a top loader on my last day at the office.
top loader by joshua September 29, 2003
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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