loosemeat sandwich

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monster labea vagina is a "loosemeat sandwich"

by Perfessor sg September 22, 2014

deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich

noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.

3. see cameltoe

1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.

2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.

by d-man December 10, 2003

loose meat sandwich

With a group of 4 of more, select the person with the largest ass to serve as the sandwich bun. Then, layer as many flaccid penises between the cheeks as will fit to create the loose meat sandwich. For flavor, drizzle the sandwich with secret sauce. Hint: The secret sauce is jizz.

Whenever I'm in Iowa, I like to indulge in a giant loose meat sandwich, preferably with secret sauce.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

loose meat sandwich

A vagina with loose labia that resemble meat in color and texture. Typically roast beef and ham.

She has sex with alot of people. I bet people get lost in her loose meat sandwich!

by Bill Transue May 16, 2006

loose meat sandwich

A pussy with huge flabby lips that engulf your dick even before you dive into the hole.
Sexy to watch your dick go in and out of that flabby lipped snatch while you fuck.
Also makes pussy lickin alot more fun!

Can I dig into that loose meat sandwich you twat?!

by a1tim January 13, 2011

loose meat sandwich

A 3 way involving fat people. No penetration takes place due to inverted dicks. Sometimes a roll of skin gets a little extra play and 2 pounds of butter is a must

Last night I walked in on a loose meat sandwich and threw up.

by dirtymind 92 September 28, 2013

Loose meat sandwich

To start having sex with someone and go flaccid while still inside.

I'm too tired baby. All you're going to get is a loose meat sandwich.

by IrishB April 24, 2016