Definitions by d-man

Steaming Bullet 

When you tranfer a fart from one ass to another

"Man that was fross i felt that rumble"
"Thats what i call a steaming bullet"

Steaming Bullet by D-Man May 13, 2005

quatch 

used by druggies, a quater of an ounce

Man, are we buyin that quatch

quatch by D-Man April 16, 2005

bgoat 

bgoat meenz the best at thug2 n 1 glitching and owner of all n00bs like u

www.bgoat.com is tha site of noobs that bgoat own3s.BUT BGOAT SITE ISNT A NOOBISH SITE ITS 4 KEWL PPL

bgoat by d-man March 25, 2005

Stupid John 

* a john which connot be bothered

* a john that won't have sex

* a john that cant get erect

* a john that sighs alot

* a john that takes up smoking

* a john with a lazy penis

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"

"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"

"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"

"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"

Stupid John by D-man February 16, 2005

Titty do 

This is when you can't find some hoe's gap because the hoes belly hangs out farther than the hoes titty's do.

Damn, I wanted to get all up in Monique's gap, but she got a titty do.

Titty do by D-Man January 28, 2005

p-funk 

derogatory term for a skank's melodorous vaginal.

Did you get a whiff of that ho's p-funk? I can smell it over here.

p-funk by d-man June 8, 2004

bedice 

A whip-like slap using the back of the hand directed at the target's chest. Contact should be made with the index, middle, and ring finger against the target's nipple.

Cary bediced Don after the foosball game.

bedice by D-Man March 26, 2004