19 definitions by d-man

bloody hatchet wound

n: 1- a vagina; see also v,poon

i'd never eat that girl's bloody hatchet wound

by d-man December 12, 2003

dilly-bar

n: see d,penis, love pole, cock

the bitch sucked my dilly-bar

by d-man December 12, 2003

Titty do

This is when you can't find some hoe's gap because the hoes belly hangs out farther than the hoes titty's do.

Damn, I wanted to get all up in Monique's gap, but she got a titty do.

by d-man January 28, 2005

gundo

n: 1: a dildo shaped like a gun; usually shaped like a smith and wesson 6-shooter

that porn star was fucking her in the ass with a gundo

by d-man December 12, 2003

Stupid John

* a john which connot be bothered

* a john that won't have sex

* a john that cant get erect

* a john that sighs alot

* a john that takes up smoking

* a john with a lazy penis

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"

"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"

"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"

"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"

by d-man February 16, 2005

quatch

used by druggies, a quater of an ounce

Man, are we buyin that quatch

by d-man April 16, 2005

bowcock

n: a penis with a large, unidirectional curvature; usually due to its abnormal length

ron jeremy has a massive bowcock

by d-man December 12, 2003