bowcock

n: a penis with a large, unidirectional curvature; usually due to its abnormal length

ron jeremy has a massive bowcock

by d-man December 12, 2003

bloody hatchet wound

n: 1- a vagina; see also v,poon

i'd never eat that girl's bloody hatchet wound

by d-man December 12, 2003

dilly-bar

n: see d,penis, love pole, cock

the bitch sucked my dilly-bar

by d-man December 12, 2003

deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich

noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.

3. see cameltoe

1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.

2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.

by d-man December 11, 2003

mad clown

adv: 1- to become irate
2- to become psychotic
3- without holding back

i'm going mad clown on that bottle of barton's vodka tonight.

by d-man December 12, 2003

Titty do

This is when you can't find some hoe's gap because the hoes belly hangs out farther than the hoes titty's do.

Damn, I wanted to get all up in Monique's gap, but she got a titty do.

by D-Man January 28, 2005

boozease

n: 1. the greatest group of college kids ever assembled.

v: 2. to drink like a fish, twice

n: man, i got fucked up at boozease last night. full win

by d-man December 12, 2003