loopoo

what you call something when you do not know what the hec it is.

hand me the loopoo so I can finish putting this Ikea crap together

by Paul August 6, 2004

God's loophole

A way to retain your technical virginity but still engage in sexual activity by taking it in the arse

We're not supposed to have sex before marriage, so we used God's loophole.

by resettinglife February 5, 2014

Poophole Loophole

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!

by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

loophole culture

A culture dedicated to the exploitation of loopholes, mainly the e-bike/moped loopholes.

I was lost until I discovered loophole culture

by Dillon Thomson September 19, 2020

chicken butt loophole

A method used to get anybody to say “what?” to lead into a chicken butt joke. This is achieved by consistently asking “guess what?” until the person on the receiving end asks “what?”

Alex: guess what?
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?

Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole

by PoopStinkFartFunny February 19, 2021

Looplok

The looplok is a growing trend of male chastity enthusiasts who are wearing a lock on their beltloop to symbolize their locked chastity status. This is the male equivalent of the key necklace for chastity device keyholders and allows a couple to proudly display their commitment to each other in this lifestyle.

Kevin has been locked for a week and proudly displays his looplok.

by EvolvingYourMan June 7, 2023

Syrian Loophole Theory

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment

Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"

by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020