by rawr May 13, 2005
Get the looky looky looky mug.Men of African Origin who sell cheap and not-so-cheerful items on the streets. Can be found in Tenerife almost anywhere.
The female variant will braid your hair, which is why you can see hundreds of girls with the same hair in Tenerife.
Name derives from "Looky Looky!", as in: "Kind customer, please peruse my wares".
The female variant will braid your hair, which is why you can see hundreds of girls with the same hair in Tenerife.
Name derives from "Looky Looky!", as in: "Kind customer, please peruse my wares".
Looky Looky Men: "Hey! You! English! You want to buy nice watch!"
My Good Self: "Sorry, I have no money"
"Yes you have money! You in Tenerife!"
"No really, I don't." *slaps pockets and coins jingle*
"YOU HAVE MONEY! Come on my friend, I do special price, just for you! Show me how much money you have!"
"All I have is... *picks out smallest amount of coins possible* this."
"Let me see! Ah, 4 Euro 30. These Glasses Ten Euro! Special Price! Which ones you like?" *Puts my money in his pocket*
"Uh.. those ones."
"You look, you look! Nice Glasses, yes?"
"Yes, but do I have enough money..."
*While I'm looking at the reeeeeally cheap sunglasses he accosts another tourist to sell them some shit. I thought he'd let me have the glasses so we walked off... I got round the corner and heard:*
"Hey! You! Pwah! You owe me money! You give me 4 Euro 30! You!"
So we ran. Haha, what a loser, I probably conned his family out of a meal that night.
My Good Self: "Sorry, I have no money"
"Yes you have money! You in Tenerife!"
"No really, I don't." *slaps pockets and coins jingle*
"YOU HAVE MONEY! Come on my friend, I do special price, just for you! Show me how much money you have!"
"All I have is... *picks out smallest amount of coins possible* this."
"Let me see! Ah, 4 Euro 30. These Glasses Ten Euro! Special Price! Which ones you like?" *Puts my money in his pocket*
"Uh.. those ones."
"You look, you look! Nice Glasses, yes?"
"Yes, but do I have enough money..."
*While I'm looking at the reeeeeally cheap sunglasses he accosts another tourist to sell them some shit. I thought he'd let me have the glasses so we walked off... I got round the corner and heard:*
"Hey! You! Pwah! You owe me money! You give me 4 Euro 30! You!"
So we ran. Haha, what a loser, I probably conned his family out of a meal that night.
by DJ Jinja April 24, 2006
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by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008
Get the can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"? mug.by SeanX May 13, 2003
Get the looky looky men mug.When two couples have sex in the same room, but there is no contact between the two couples.
Related to a foursome, but with the caveat that neither couple interacts with the other.
Related to a foursome, but with the caveat that neither couple interacts with the other.
John: Hey, do you and your wife want to have a foursome later?
Tim: No! I don't want you fucking my wife!
John: No, it's fine. We can just do a looky-fucky.
Tim: No! I don't want you fucking my wife!
John: No, it's fine. We can just do a looky-fucky.
by tinybigdick1 October 18, 2018
Get the Looky-Fucky mug.“I hate going ice-fishing, because all the looky-loo’s that can’t afford boats are out on the lake.”
by p1@typu5 September 25, 2020
Get the looky-loo mug.When the eyes of two people, of the opposite sex, meet and linger on each other for a period of time. Only implying a certain amount of attraction. Eventually your eyes will drift apart but only to be caught gazing at each other only moments later. Some eye-looky sessions only last minuets or even seconds, but in other cases, eye-looky could go on for hours. Either way, the eye-looky attraction happened, and you know it, because the feeling is indescribable.
girl: "hey, did you see my boy and i playing eye-looky in the hall today?"
girl's best friend: "duh. how could i have missed it, you two were going at it for like 5 minuets."
girl's best friend: "duh. how could i have missed it, you two were going at it for like 5 minuets."
by calleyanne January 1, 2009
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