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looky-loo

Noun: A worthless poor person that can’t participate in expensive hobbies
“I hate going ice-fishing, because all the looky-loo’s that can’t afford boats are out on the lake.”
by p1@typu5 September 25, 2020
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1. People who go out in public just to see an event that doesn't really concern them -- such as rushing to the site of a fire, or collecting home-improvement ideas for their own house while mooching a free open-house tour.

2. The guy whose goal is to sneak a peek at your dick when you're at the urinal -- or tries to.

3. Ellen DeGeneres' nickname for the "Telestrator" -- the device that allows a sportscaster or other user to digitally "mark" a c.g.i.'ed stripe or streak on a saved visual image, such as a football play seen from above. Any digital image can be embellished with anything schematic that a whiteboard and dry markers would show: combined with X's and O's to show standard football play configurations, for example. Ellen likes to use hers to post-mortem social interactions, such as a guest on her show who was heading in for a handshake but suddenly diverged to steal a kiss on the cheek.

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1. "Retail sales are so far off that on an average day, the mall has ten times more looky-loos than real shoppers."

2. "See the man in the gray windbreaker? He's a menace, King (or is it 'Queen'?) of the men's room looky-loos."

3. "The sportscaster used the looky-loo (Telestrator) to superimpose his own diagram of the play on a video freeze, and to indicate how it failed (succeeded)."
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by al-in-chgo February 28, 2010
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Looky Looky Men

Men of African Origin who sell cheap and not-so-cheerful items on the streets. Can be found in Tenerife almost anywhere.
The female variant will braid your hair, which is why you can see hundreds of girls with the same hair in Tenerife.
Name derives from "Looky Looky!", as in: "Kind customer, please peruse my wares".
Looky Looky Men: "Hey! You! English! You want to buy nice watch!"
My Good Self: "Sorry, I have no money"
"Yes you have money! You in Tenerife!"
"No really, I don't." *slaps pockets and coins jingle*
"YOU HAVE MONEY! Come on my friend, I do special price, just for you! Show me how much money you have!"
"All I have is... *picks out smallest amount of coins possible* this."
"Let me see! Ah, 4 Euro 30. These Glasses Ten Euro! Special Price! Which ones you like?" *Puts my money in his pocket*
"Uh.. those ones."
"You look, you look! Nice Glasses, yes?"
"Yes, but do I have enough money..."
*While I'm looking at the reeeeeally cheap sunglasses he accosts another tourist to sell them some shit. I thought he'd let me have the glasses so we walked off... I got round the corner and heard:*
"Hey! You! Pwah! You owe me money! You give me 4 Euro 30! You!"
So we ran. Haha, what a loser, I probably conned his family out of a meal that night.
by DJ Jinja April 24, 2006
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can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"?

A phrase used to ask a person to flash you, possibly leading to sexual contact of some sort.
"DAMN girl, you so fine, can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"?
by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008
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Looky Loose

A gawker or rubbernecker that stairs at disasters, accidents or people in the process of misfortune. For example there is a car accident on a street and a looky loose (or looky lou) will ride by, slow down and turn thier head to check out the scene. A looky loose will also be one of those people that are always there to see fire fighters or EMTs in action when they are in thier neighborhood.
What are are looking at ya looky loose. Can't you see there are people hurt here ya dumb ass!
by Paul Della Valle August 19, 2004
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looky looky looky

To be able to see
slang for look
To look at something
LOOKY at the rabbit
LOOKY AT THAT FREAK
LOOKY AT AMANDA WHAT A FREAK
by rawr May 13, 2005
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looky looky men

dirty sensgalese people who sell drugs and unauthentic products on the streets of ibiza.
fuckin bastard looky looky men.
by SeanX May 13, 2003
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