longcolon

longcolon is a pejorative term for vegans
it stems from herbivorous animals having long digestive tracts

A: "Being vegan is the best option for your health!"
B: "i just like meat you longcolon"

by southparkfan101 April 6, 2024

Longboon

1: A square who hangs around the streets in the early morning.

2: A clumsy or foolish person.

1: "Did you see that guy? What a longboon!"

2: "Why didn't you ask someone for directions you longboon!"

by Breeze3ze August 2, 2011

Longlong

the name of a dude 100x smarter than you, if you say hes dumb, then you are mentally disabled.

Bully: "fuck you longlong, your such a mong"
Me: "no u bitch" (300 IQ response)

by daddie#6969 November 8, 2020

Longicolnis

The Longicolnis is the sacred spear forged from Shaher's missing horn in Tactics Ogre: The Knight of Lodis. It is the only weapon capable of piercing the Sacred Demon's skin. It is sought after by every party in the game for it's ultimate power.

Guy 1: I can't break through Shaher's shield!
Guy 2: Have you used the Longicolnis?
Guy 1: *facepalm* That makes sense.

by ShirosakiX June 8, 2013

Loncoln

A blonde-haired man who eats a lot but never gains weight. He enjoys wrestling and often play horror games. He wishes to have a girlfriend, but we all know that will never happen.

Person 1: Imagine not having a girlfriend, lol, you’re a a Loncoln.
Person 2: *cries*

by localairdropper October 23, 2022

Longcoming

The opposite of a shortcoming; a positive trait.

I have many shortcomings, but it’s my longcomings that make me who I really am.

by psüdo nym September 16, 2019

Longoloid

adjective combining the words ‘long’ and ‘mongoloid’ to describe a lanky retard

‘That kid is such a longoloid’

by ewizzlespizzle September 8, 2018