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Pimpy Longcocking
Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
She's a good girl, and not a feminazi hosebag donkey raping fatty. I'm gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.
Pimpy Longcocking by kel the dog August 6, 2010
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Longcocking
After a pleasant ale drinking session at the King's Arms Pub, the men went longcocking about the town.
Longcocking by pumpkinheadjack October 5, 2017
PP Longcocking
The name you give someone when their dick is long enough to submerge into the piss water shall they decide to sit down to urinate.
Big Easy: Bro, you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but would rather sit down than stand because you are so tired?
Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.
Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.
Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.
Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.
PP Longcocking by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 9, 2019
Longarming
The act of a gentleman inserting his right arm, up to the elbow, into the rectal cavity of a friend. This act is only considered as Longarming if the gentleman in question is making a 'karate chop' shape with his hand and is making a face like he is straining to reach something on a high-up shelf.
Dude, I was doing some mad severe longarming with Ronald last night. I was reaching around in there like when Timothy Dalton is groping in the log holes in Flash Gordon.
Longarming by Professor S. L. Oug. July 26, 2009
longcocking
The act of "measuring up" with another man. It happens when two men (usually drunk or high) will start to argue about penis length. It happens when one man pulls it out and lays it on a table. This is the challenge stage.
When the other man lays his out and both penises are measured, it is said that the winner has longcocked the loser. He will then collect his spoils, if there were bets placed.
When the other man lays his out and both penises are measured, it is said that the winner has longcocked the loser. He will then collect his spoils, if there were bets placed.
"Old Harry was out longcocking at the pub last night. He won three drinks before the cops took him home."
"After Dave longcocked the police chief, he was never given another speeding ticket again. The chief kept his longcocking habit on the down low for a few months after that."
"After Dave longcocked the police chief, he was never given another speeding ticket again. The chief kept his longcocking habit on the down low for a few months after that."
longcocking by ChangeTheTopic October 23, 2012
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