Longboon

1: A square who hangs around the streets in the early morning.

2: A clumsy or foolish person.

1: "Did you see that guy? What a longboon!"

2: "Why didn't you ask someone for directions you longboon!"

by Breeze3ze August 2, 2011

Longbooking

'Longbooking' is what happens when a Facebook status is too long and contains too much information.

If your status includes the words 'see more' at the bottom, you've just become guilty of 'Longbooking'.

An example of 'Longbooking' in action:

Penny Freeny i really think i need to take a break from facebook for a while. there's just too much drama happening in here. why do people have to be so full of drama? i'm soooooooo over all of it. if i have to hear one more time about how much of a...

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by flembo caesar February 4, 2010

neville longbooty

The biggest farter in the h.p universe, causes earthquakes.

Harry Potter: Ahh!Neville Longbooty strikes again!

by Uwb2isvrisvw9wivs8eorbgo May 3, 2018

Longbong

A super nerdy, super long podophile who loves to chase after kids in a lime VW van

Omg look, that guy must be a longbong. He just can't stop touching kids!

by HYP3R_99 September 26, 2020

longoon

It’s actually quite a simple meaning: long balloons

That longoon looks like the longest one i’ve seen!

by EvilRoomba September 20, 2021

longoon

It’s a simple definition: a long balloon!

That longoon looks the longest!

by EvilRoomba September 20, 2021

longoon

Simple; long balloons.

Jack: “Heyyyy…”
David: “WHAT THE HELL!?! WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH LONGOONS!?!”

by EvilRoomba September 25, 2021