londt
a rare creature found in the deap jungles of african rainforests, sexual attracted to fire, closley related to the rarly spotted hendo,chronically allergic to dingle berries.
londt by daniel henderson September 7, 2007
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Longtermgevity
A made up word overheard on the Amtrack train traveling from Sacramento to San Francisco. It combines two terms that essentially mean the same thing; "Long Term" and "Longevity".
Guy on other end of cell phone: John, what do you think about the new marketing plan?
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!
Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!
Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!
Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!
Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.
Longtermgevity by Willis Kwok June 12, 2016
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London bus by Starchylde June 16, 2016
Oli London
Someone who got plastic surgery to look like BTS Jimin, Islamaphobic, tries to speak Korean but fails, has a cringy tik tok account, koreaboo and a whole mess in general.
Oli London by Yayyay69 November 7, 2019
Oli London
Oli London is a (British) man who spent £100,000 on surgery to look like Park Jimin from BTS. Jimin is a Korean singer. Oli London then went to Korean and went to Jimins favourite places to try and find him. Oli does not look like Jimin at all. He makes music and calls himself a K-pop artist. (Korean pop artist). OLI LONDON YOU ARE NOT KOREAN NOR ARE YOU JIMIN.
Oli London by Oli London is not Jimin October 30, 2019
londoncentric
A word used to describe the attitude of Londoners who seem incapable of realising that places other than London even exist. It describes the attitude that London is the centre of the universe and that anywhere else in the country or even the rest of the world is unimportant and not worthy of their attention. In short it describes people whose heads are so far up their own arseholes that if their eyes aren't brown then they ought to be.
londoncentric by Croatalin January 26, 2014
Oli London
A disgusting culture appropriating koreaboo. He thinks he’s a kpop idol but he’s not. His music is terrible and he can’t sing or dance at all. 0 talents detected. He’s islamphobic and used a persons death for clout on social media. He has fat shamed a lot of people online. He’s self absorbed and delusional. He’s a BRITSH, WHITE man. He claims to be half korean but there is not one single korean gene in him. He tried to stalk BTS’ Jimin and brings a cardboard cutout of him everywhere he goes. He’s also dating a 50 year old, trump supporting porn star. He spent over $200 000 on plastic surgery and the doctors on the TV show Botched told him his nose will fall off if he doesn’t stop. In conclusion, don’t stan Oli London.
Becky: I met Oli London yesterday! He was SO sweet to me!!
David: No Becky he just acts nice to his nonexistent fans, he’s actually horrible.
Becky: oh, you’re right. We DONT stan Oli London.
David: No Becky he just acts nice to his nonexistent fans, he’s actually horrible.
Becky: oh, you’re right. We DONT stan Oli London.
Oli London by yoongifth November 29, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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