Lombardy 

Lombardy - A term most used by young woman pericullery in high school. Used to gravitate attention towards one self when previous interests in them have dried out or become insignifigent.

Sally- "Omg what is Lombardy ?"
Henry- "oh just something those girls say to get attention, even though they don't need it."
Sally- "oh! so like feminism?"

Lombardy by Saggitarius C March 1, 2017

lombardy 

A lombardy is when a male uses his erect/flacid penis to slap a female or male in the face or any other place on his/her body. Can be used as a joke or as part of foreplay. Greek origin (lombardicus erectus)

Oh shit, did you just see Peter North lombardy that ho in her face???
Tim is passed out, you should lombardy him. It's going to be hilarious.

lombardy by Alex Benitez July 3, 2008

Lombardy Slap 

When a man gives a woman a rather painful blow to the face via his dick. Some recipients have reportedly expirienced brain damage/internal bruising due to the "Slap". Founded by the grand daddy of them all, Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy (Also known for his work on TV's 24).

Person 1: "Damn, i feel so sorry for her. She will be mentally impaired for the rest of her life due to that Lombardy Slap."

Person 2: "What?! I thought she had Down's Syndrome!"

Lombardy Slap by Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy September 9, 2008

falco lombardi

A character from the popular video game series Star Fox, Falco Lombardi is the hotheadded rebel of the squadron; the top pilot of the team, a former space pirate, and the best friend of Fox McCloud, the team's leader. He is a tall, blue-feathered Avian (a bird species), with characteristic red patches around his eyes.

Though he might be a little rough around the edges, Falco is a hero at heart.

"Falco Lombardi. Just call me Falco."

falco lombardi by Quex the Myuu November 15, 2005

Dave Lombardo 

Top 5 greatest metal drummer of all time. Try copying that Fall out cunt boy! Dave Lombardo is Brilliant.

Dave Lombardo is a REAL drummer.

Dave Lombardo by Lyle87 December 24, 2007

Vince Lombardi 

The greatest football coach to ever live.

Guy 1:Who is the greatest football coach ever? Guy 2: Vince Lombardi without a doubt

Vince Lombardi by Gertttyy December 7, 2011

Lombard’s Way

Strategy. When offered two or more reasonable and practical approaches to a challenge, “Lombard’s Way” would be to strategically choose a third, unreasonable or impractical response. (Orig. from J. M. Lombard’s seminal work: Spear warfare in the age of tanks”)

Wing Man: “Dude, she is totally checking you out.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”

Lombard’s Way by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 13, 2019