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lombardi'd

Referencing an indefinite amount of time, often using soon. In a typical 'lombardi', soon references a timeframe ranging from a couple of days to more than a year.

Derived from the name of Valve Software's Director of Marketing, Doug Lombardi, whose definition of "soon" seemed to stretch several centuries.
Doug Lombardi: It will be released soon.
Unsuspecting gamers: Yay!
*a long time passes*
Unsuspecting gamers: Still nothing? Ohnoes, we've been lombardi'd!
lombardi'd by theGreenBunny September 17, 2004
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Lombardi'd

Being Scared and Pooping Yourself

Pooing Ones Pants

Dropping a load in ones trousers

Getting Drunk and Soiling Yourself
I was getting chased around Berlin by pimps and bouncers wanting to batter me and I absolutely Lombardi'd myself!
Lombardi'd by big bad balls April 5, 2010

falco lombardi

A character from the popular video game series Star Fox, Falco Lombardi is the hotheadded rebel of the squadron; the top pilot of the team, a former space pirate, and the best friend of Fox McCloud, the team's leader. He is a tall, blue-feathered Avian (a bird species), with characteristic red patches around his eyes.

Though he might be a little rough around the edges, Falco is a hero at heart.
"Falco Lombardi. Just call me Falco."
falco lombardi by Quex the Myuu November 15, 2005

Vince Lombardi 

Guy 1:Who is the greatest football coach ever? Guy 2: Vince Lombardi without a doubt
Vince Lombardi by Gertttyy December 7, 2011

lombardi 

(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be Italian. Most are from Lombardi, and are more German than Italian.
Nick is quite obviously a lombardi.
lombardi by common sense7 October 12, 2005

Lombardi's Law 

Lombardi's Law states, that you are wrong and Ryan is right. There is no exception to this law as it is an absolute constant.
Person A - "Ryan you baited me man!"
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."
Lombardi's Law by A Narcissist January 28, 2022

Lombardi Gras 

Refers to the multi-purpose partying in New Orleans celebrating the Saints receiving the Lomardi trophy for winning Superbowl XLIV overlapping with Mardi Gras 2010 festivities.
I just booked us tickets to New Orleans to celebrate Lombardi Gras - this will be a once in a lifetime party!
Lombardi Gras by sfdave February 9, 2010