lombardi

(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be Italian. Most are from Lombardi, and are more German than Italian.

Nick is quite obviously a lombardi.

by common sense7 October 12, 2005

lombardi

When a man slaps another person with his penis, usualy in the face

the lombardi is best executed quickly, so as to cause the most surprise and alarm

by Spencer Mahan December 28, 2005

lombardi

Lom-bar-di

go lombardi, Slang . to lose control or go crazy, esp. in a violent way.

he went Lombardi on me" "dont go lombardi on me

by SIKGK23 September 30, 2010

Lombardi

To walk off the football field without shaking hands with the opponent

Man that was a tough loss but did you see the way Cirri Lombardied Gary and Kenny

by Joesig October 6, 2018

Lombardi

In the heat of sex, the man removes his penis from the vagina and slaps it with great force across the woman's face.

Mom, does Dad ever lombardi you?

by Gay Focker February 4, 2008

Lombardi

When a man defecates in a woman's mouth and then receives a blow job from her.

She gave me such a good lombardi that I gave her twice the mouthful!

by Fezetone April 21, 2010

Lombardi's Law

Lombardi's Law states, that you are wrong and Ryan is right. There is no exception to this law as it is an absolute constant.

Person A - "Ryan you baited me man!"
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."

by A Narcissist January 28, 2022