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A slang word for a Volvo - A Swedish, usually old-folks and family-oriented and slow.

The term would refer to a Volvo that is just the opposite, making you Laugh Out Loud. A Volvo is a car most people would expect to be boring, slow, and uneventful; whereas a Lolvo is a Volvo that is classified as a "sleeper" - One that one would never expect to be fast in any sort of way. A Lolvo is a Volvo that is exciting, tuned, fast, and all-around interesting.
Guy 1: "Look at this loser in the Volvo trying to race me!"
*Volvo speeds off quicker than a Corvette*
Guy 2: "That's no Volvo, that's a Lolvo! Haha!"
Lolvo by Lolvo December 14, 2010
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what happy people drive.
originally volvo (car)

similar to a lols-royce
look at that lolvo, it just makes me smile.
lolvo by alexYEAH October 8, 2008
Related Words
lolvo • lolcow • lolcore • lollop • lolbots • lolio • lollocaust • lolmo • LOLMONSTER • Lilvon
A lolmops is the name for a person who tells silly jokes and tries to be cool.
Cindy: Hey Billy, what's the best way to catch a fish?

Billy: I don't know.

Cindy: Have someone throw it at you!

Billy: O my God, you're such a lolmops.
Lolmops by Raketboy4 December 31, 2009
To send multiple text messages, from different people, that contain the message "lololololol"...etc. at the same time.
Dude, we totally Lolbombed James and his phone crashed!
Lolbomb by JWDevine February 21, 2009

lolocaust 

Funny on a scale that kills 6 million people.
"man that joke caused a lolocaust"
lolocaust by Brando January 22, 2006
1. Used as a derogatory term, indicating your humor at their "Nobheadish" behaviour. Usually after a fail, or stupid comment.

2. Used to describe a person that has nobhead-like qualities, but in a humorous way
1. *fail occurs* - haha lolnob!

2. That guy is such a lolnob!

3. Oi lolnob, come here!
lolnob by Deejwah May 5, 2011
(n) A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge
Teams like the browns, Oilers, redskins and grizzlies are some of the greatest lolcows in over the past decade in the world of sports
Lolcow by StringCool October 11, 2019
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