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LOLMONSTER 

A LOLMONSTER is someone who is very funny and tells many jokes. He/She is always the funniest person in the room and can make anyone laugh at anytime.
Bob: Dude, here comes the LOLMONSTER
LOLMONSTER: Hey guys, whats up?
Everyone: HAHAHAH, you're hilarious.
LOLMONSTER by chunky luhv 37 May 3, 2010
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Lolmonster 

Something you say when you hear a joke that is utterly and insanely hilarious. An awesome word used by only awesome people. If you make fun of someone who uses this word, you are lame because it is the coolest word in the universe.
Boy: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

Brunette: I dont know , tell me.

Boy: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Brunette: OMG.... lolmonster!!! such an epic joke!!
Lolmonster by MarilenaAwesome March 29, 2011

Lemonster 

A person having lived and or grew up in Lemont, IL.
I went to the carousel yesterday and saw a bunch of Lemonsters there it was like a high school reunion.
Lemonster by Le Monster December 19, 2008

Lamonster 

A person who spends exorbitant amounts of time in Lamont library at Harvard University.
I've spent the past three nights in Lamont. I'm becoming a total Lamonster!
Lamonster by MaddB October 4, 2010

Lol Monster 

Someone who uses the phrase "Lol" too often, and/or doesn't really laugh.
Poodle132: I went to the store yesterday and I fell.
Narwal6: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOlOLOLOLOLOLoOLOLoLOoLoLOLOL
Poodle132: It wasn't really that funny.

Narwal6: LOL
Poodle132: You Lol Monster.
Lol Monster by Wumpudu September 4, 2010

lolmaster 

1) the one who can, in any situation, make a lol
Guy1:you have you lolerstatus!

lolmaster:you have no lolerskates
lolmaster by Benloler August 12, 2006

lolcoaster

An emotional roller coaster involving many lolz. Usually a recurring joke. A lolcoaster can last anytime from one hour to a lifetime.
You: Hey Jimmy, remember Mrs. Johnston in Science class last year? She was such a fatty. And an annoying lolcow

Jimmy: OMG yes, I was on a lolcoaster the whole time. Lawls.
lolcoaster by lolhannah May 17, 2010
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