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heathaaaxxx: lolmonade!
lolmonade by HEATHER MONHOE August 22, 2008
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Hot Lemonade 

When you're getting a blow job, but you pee in her mouth
I to told her I was about to cum, but pissed instead. Totally gave her the hot lemonade

lavatory lemonade 

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.
All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.

no tea no shade no pink lemonade 

This term was coined as a catchphrase by the drag queen Jasmine Masters in 2015 and has had a large impact on her fans ever since. Initially, it means the same as "no tea no shade", but it just extends the same term and makes it even better.
"No tea no shade no pink lemonade, but that lace front wig looks like an over-processed toaster strudel."

Circus Lemonade

A term used to describe a weak salesperson in the automotive retail business who doesn't sell more than 5 cars a month.
I cant believe that Jergan has only sold 15 cars over the past 3 months, man that guy is weaker than circus lemonade
Circus Lemonade by wamboozled November 13, 2014

Lemonade Chaser 

When she gives you head and you finish and you have to pee but she keeps sucking.
Dude, Jennifer drank the lemonade chaser last night.
Lemonade Chaser by imaspork003 November 3, 2020

lemonade wrestling 

A sexual act where both partners urinate on the designated bed before engaging in sexual activity. While at it, wrestling moves may be performed.
Martha: Jane and Mario just peed on the bed before sex.
Frederik: They must be lemonade wrestling!
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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