7 definitions by wamboozled
To take a shit on the side of the road cuz u cant make it to the restroom before you crap your pants
Kenny had to take a mean shit on the way to Grandmas house, so he made me pull over and he dropped a road log.
by wamboozled June 3, 2014
when you have all the luck at first, to only have another have better luck and leave you with nothing
Jack was about to win his 1st poker tournament, but was wamboozled on the last card and lost all his chips
by wamboozled February 19, 2016
A term used to describe a weak salesperson in the automotive retail business who doesn't sell more than 5 cars a month.
I cant believe that Jergan has only sold 15 cars over the past 3 months, man that guy is weaker than circus lemonade
by wamboozled November 13, 2014
Evan: Dude what happened? You were only in the bedroom with that girl for like 30 seconds. u a 30 second man?
Kenny: No, I started to suck her boobs and realized she has woolly nips, I gotta go floss
Evan: Gross, heres a beer to rinse that shit out
Kenny: No, I started to suck her boobs and realized she has woolly nips, I gotta go floss
Evan: Gross, heres a beer to rinse that shit out
by wamboozled October 17, 2014
Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.
by wamboozled October 7, 2014
Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.
Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.
Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.
Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.
Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.
Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
by wamboozled October 9, 2014
when a woman has been out in 100 degree heat, removes her panties and her beef curtains look as if they have been pressed with an iron.
Jenny had the worst case of mashed cornbeef I had ever seen, but I manned up and went in for the kill
by wamboozled October 8, 2014