A small amphibious creature related to the salimander that is commonly found at the sight of a clever joke, a funny situation, or anywhere laughter can be found.
When a guy wants to get so close to a girl, but can't because he is creepy and she isn't in too him, so he splooges in her water bottle at work and watches her drink it.
Man, this chick was so hot, I gave her some Lallanade