A unique type of blow job where the giver sucks the penis as he/she would a lollipop. It involves paying a great amount of attention to the head. There should also be a fair amount of tongue action. You can also make it interesting by seeing how many licks it takes to get to the "candy center."
Joan came over last night and hooked me up with a sweet lollipump. I was expecting something along the lines of a pogopump, but, to my surprise, she busted out the lollipump. It took 46 licks to get to the sweet candy filling.
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The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.
Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.
Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
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